Thank Goodness it’s finally May. It’s my favorite month because it’s my birth month and the weather is officially beautiful all over the planet. And it’s really about time for all those April showers to bring me some May Flowers.
My minivan is not dirty. Yes, it does have a serious coating of white dirt on the black body paint but it only stands out when I’m in the carpool lane for preschool pick up because everyone else’s car is freaking sparkling.
My problem, however, isn’t the outside of the car, it’s the inside.
I saw a cardigan I own in a TV commercial. Before I could point and say “Hey I have that cardigan!” I noticed something odd. The lady wearing it was playing the role of a tired, cranky mom. She looked frumpy and that particular cardigan was chosen by the costume designer to help her play the part.
When Rambo looks me up and down and says,
“I’ll give you a workout”
He is the only husband that means he will actually hand over a customized CrossFit exercise plan for me to do at the gym tomorrow.
Then he will describe every move and the correct form to use, followed by a detailed explanation of what he did at the gym that day and then I will fall asleep from boredom.