I got my first paycheck in five years.
After my first day at work, I came home in a great mood.
How was it? Rambo asked
It was great, I replied. I peed like, 4 times and no one cried. And they had coffee. Free coffee! I got a badge thing that I beep against the keypad and it unlocks the door. I felt like an agent working at the Men in Black headquarters.